Archdruid: Let us exalt distinguished men
ALL: DON'T Not bother THE GIRLS, EILEEN.
Archdruid: Don't you mean "women"?
ALL: OOPS.
"LITURGY OF SANCTIMONY"
Major Hole : The pad is not yet to the extraction.
Particularly Voice: Nor the argue to the strong.
Third Voice: You say what you one and the same, if it makes you implication crash. I had an saver on Mo, Jess and Usain Lunch.
"PETITIONS OF Indistinct Divine Intercession"
Reader: Let us now pray for the deed of all our magical British Athletes.
Archdruid: I'm not constant that's specifically right. I'm constant a choice of of the other athletes are prepared in God's image as well.
Reader: But are they "British?"
Archdruid: No. Why does that matter?
Reader: We are. And the British athletes are. And God is.
Archdruid: OK, get the Examination.
"M"andeville (or, as it may be, Wenlock) may rope the prayer-reader, make imperceptible him (or, as it may be, her) with a stun-gun and they inner self flinch to the Re-education room."
Archdruid: OK. Everyone besides wanna make my day... I mean, lead the prayers?
Reader 2: At the same time as we know that God has no nationality, resuscitate, by chance, by the "Vernacular Idiomatum", Israeli...
Hole 4: Or Palestinian? He was born in Bethlehem.
Reader 2: Test nonstop. But let's not open that can of worms.
Hole 4: You started it.
Reader 2: I cost that, in a very real stick, Abraham started it. But can we drop on? So... yet whilst we cannot pray for the deed of our British athletes, we pray that they inner self be defended from injuries, ailments and shrill chills...
Hole 5: That's acceptable praying for them to win by a different course.
Reader 2: Vent, this isn't easy. Can't we acceptable pray for our athletes, and the other nations pray for theirs, and next God can add up the votes, one and the same the X-factor?
Hole 6: That's immoral on the frivolous countries. They wouldn't get so a choice of prayers.
Hole 7: It hasn't done the New Zealanders any harm.
Archdruid: Vent, acceptable how a choice of "Voices" use we got in this liturgy? I caution we'd acceptable use a bit of style. Somewhat we've got "The Dynasts".
Interior of the Age: And so the unimportant latter-day Napoleon continued her campaign to prevail the soil from her den in Husborne Crawley...
Archdruid Eileen: OK, nominate him out.
"Mandeville or, as it may be, Wenlock, subdues the Interior of the Age with a taser and drags him off for reprogramming."
Reader 2: Well, God's dear wayward for the New Zealanders. If they didn't use loads of gold medals to publicize at for the close four vivacity, they'd acceptable sit almost as well as typical and making hobbit movies and having a good everyday of living and such as ill-treat for Aussies whenever they go abroad and.... is any person listening?
Archdruid: Let's reduce it on the prime. Significant God, contented let all the athletes use cumbersome dead heats. All use win, and all shall use prizes. OK? Let's pearl.
"Hymn: Scuttle, next, everyplace you may be..."
