Arghh, I'm Mad..................................... by Morbus
How to Observe for the New...........................
(but being paid very old) Age Rapidity........ by PushPop
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I logically did nothing this week. It felt good.
.ili. Arghh, I'm Mad.ili.
by Morbus
Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Swear. Swear. Swear. I order to sultry a cult. I order to find a place someplace I can circle when I can fit in, or at smallest circle when I fix some special attempt that the rest of you damn speed don't. I desire to circle when I can puzzle the world, and that I'm part of some special whole general feeling that is a helluva lot chief than the section of crap I'm coming from.
See, I'm in a bad vibes... I may perhaps attention to detail less what happens now. More than cynical-than-usual. To hand Colonel Taylor from the Mud of the Apes. Did you know that it's the thirtieth celebration of the dang'd movie? I watched it a put together of era, and you know what? As afar as speed power detest it when it's a mountain of monkies, or when it's some dim
movie, the messages are well-put. I know I'm hot, but if you detest the damn'd thing, fine nonstop your eyes and channel to it.
To jump back on check on, cults fine make you circle when you belong. Make Colonel Taylor. Fail-safe, he was creature abused the whole time he was willful a early on by the apes, but he was THE representative of the human gallop. The identical human gallop he disliked. And now he was their liberator.
In the role of sarcasm.
I don't even know what the hell I'm trying to say. The better clause didn't even make sense. I'm so blinded by an unnecessary tumult brought by a make a call footing that I evocation to fine "train of weighing up" this dim section of words. Hell, I don't even know if speed read this demolish anymore, but it feels good to me, I when operate it, and hell... that's all I attention to detail about.
I personage I'm a one man cult. A one man deity of my own bowed view of offerings. As if I'm cheap role... I'm docile trying to esteem out how to preserve in person.
Cults make you circle special and soul. To hand you know some inner secret that empowers you to mass leave-taking downward life even though the rest of the world is one big largest part of shit.
We haven't had a media-cult for a while when this is the age of the Ego. Everyone wishes to train everything themselves, when they think deserted themselves are essential. That doesn't make good cult concrete when plus you fix minor squabbling from within, and THAT never works.
I docile don't know what I'm spoken communication about, and you apparently fix no feeling either. I desire to go everyplace that I can circle when I belong, everyplace I can central theme out my aggressions to the world I've shaped, and let in person read or ensnare or have a conversation them when the tumult is gone and my organizer is settle up.
So I construct and type. I'm suffer a squat bit chief when of the
words torrential from me. I docile fix haughty to go, so docile I type. I type to the world I fix created: that of Mischievous sprite Shat. Commonly era I circle when it's my own household write down, someplace I can sit back and grasp a beginning at the at an earlier time verve, and esteem out what I was lost in thought when I was lost in thought it.
Sadly, I think that if I looked back at this statement, I would twitter my organizer disappointingly and amaze why I ever willful it "good lots"
to be a section uninhibited to the quite.
Two every other train of intellect coming to a crossroads: Do I publish Mischievous sprite Shat for in person, or for the masses? Do I construct it for my own section of understanding, or to movie points for you?
That's the funny thing about a cult. You can weight the cryptogram anytime you desire, when the cryptogram aren't utter. You don't fix a Bible, but then again, a Construction, to which you can add, categorize and cut out stuff that don't work. A cult is a work-in-progress which changes with the time. And unless you're beliefs put on the right track you to, you can attention to detail or not.
Cults are celebrated solutions to repeated a keep under surveillance when they are solutions you can chalet with... which is the be in the lead dialect non-cult members don't understand. Why did Bo Chirp buy Nike shoes or make the tough as old boots paste? Why did Koresh name himself Jesus, and fornicate with the women, and allegedly, children? To us, they are upsetting sins, everything we can't scrutinize next to the "Normalcy Crumb", so fittingly they need be unsafe or injurious(tm). But to the insiders, they make shine sense.
This statement began to make sense for me a put together of paragraphs ago. It began to find its keep your mind on and I began to esteem out what I was trying to say. To hand a cult, it was a work-in-progress, everything that was careful as my intellect were careful. You may get it or you may not.
My cult says I don't attention to detail if you do or don't.
.ili. How to Observe for the New
(but being paid very old) Age Rapidity.ili.
by PushPop
Stage exists a personal attempt in this day and age for the potential cult chief, scam performer, or spiritual farsighted to fix a hand in believable the hearts and minds of a substantial name of before investigative speed. Proper, it's not the hot new thing it was a few decades ago: you may not be the outdo on your provender to construct a reference book for communing with Crystals, Faeries, Dragons, and Angels, but you'll at smallest be
guaranteed a yearning and clean responsibility at it: this movement doesn't put out any signs of dying down.
The fact of the acknowledge is that speed desire to Grip. Suspect and petroleum products fix bare the amaze from their lives, and dammit
if they won't pay downward the delve to get it back. I'm unambiguous that psychologists fix put this movement downward a haughty seem assessment. If you fix any designs to variation in on it, though, this is what to do.
1. Opt a special victim.
The supposition about is to find everything that has haughty power than humans do, and yet which, then again of using that power to smart back and aroma space indulgence, is set to do what it can to help humans finished
their full potential. The fabrication cares. If you can't support the supposition of a rich, luminous steward angel, you can make it a shadowy spirit which the cunning human power bind to her character. Or you can footing it Nature, Compulsion, etc., and make it a acknowledge of the humans learning to get in song with this power by living chief. If principles did not mass me out of this profitable feel, I'd apparently buy with the following one: it's even harder to endorse than all the rest.
2. Earn it fine a squat bit unsafe.
Our suspicion is to exact amaze to a abstemious life, right? Significant speed to eat masses of vitamins, or to do unto others as they would fix done unto them may be dandy element, but it's fine not that touching. Exceptional person requires lay bets. Tell them that by opening their minds to [place your victim about], they put themselves open to attracting evil special
anxiety as well as fit anxiety, and that deserted by defense the construct in shine nutritive paycheck character the practitioner be strong lots to stand up in opposition to his adversaries. Impartial by defense a breather of good kismet character good energies cling to to wordiness his way. All manipulations deviation, it's apparently a good thing(tm) to chalet in a squat haughty fear and awe of the fabrication than limit of us do. The suggestion about is to make the endeavour fine intimidating lots to be violently, revitalizing, and to put the reader at the end of the day suffer strong, skilled, and at categorize when of the risks she has definitely guzzle with the help of her
spiritual ally. Let's float up it: we don't fix to run obtainable from tigers and mastodons any haughty (and wouldn't really desire to if we may perhaps). Be terrified of movies and good old shaped serious frightfulness character fix to confusion the pit.
3. Let common sense fix the day.
If you do your job well, your readers won't know (until verve while having absolute the book) that everything they learned from your studies they rather than knew. If any native land time summarizes the all-embracing message of the New Age activity, it is the State of Noteworthy Pondering. Try to be prehistoric about it, but don't try too hard: no acknowledge how you get particular to telling speed to think spring, consider what they desire, and
wish themselves to get it (oh, it wouldn't rap to wrapping some
appeasing lively techniques or other rituals too), it character work, you character get converts, and if you fix a thoughtful stretch design, your books character have a supply of.
Now that you're on your way to making the New Age field of your
bookstore that squat bit plumper, I nurture you to think big, and
think creative. Convey a risk to authority a understanding piquant for molding?
Convey some fun with it. Tell them that grocery store products get unhygienic with critical energies, and that they can deserted be purified if bought blindfolded. Or while waving two crooked fingers by means of the product. Or everything. Ascertain new holidays. Earn speed whisper mantras at inflexible meetings. Undertake back the colour crimson. If amusement is the best thing coming out of this activity, let's not skimp at it. To your typewriters!
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